Updates, letters, and notes from the movement.
So here I am on a Monday morning, drinking my coffee, looking out the window, asking myself the same question I’ve asked every day for the last month: “How do I promote the Truth Party today?” And then I make the mistake every American makes. I turn on the news. Big mistake. Because apparently we’ve […]
“Lazy Sunday Morning and the Truth Party” You know, I was sitting on my back porch this morning with a cup of coffee, watching the birds, the squirrels, the chipmunks… and I realized something. The chipmunks have a better political system than we do. Think about it. They get up every day with one simple […]
New York World’s Fair. I’m eight years old Now, what does an eight-year-old actually remember from a World’s Fair? Not the architecture. Not the “City of Tomorrow.” I remember there was a ride where boats went through a tunnel and puppets sang at you in seventeen languages. That’s it. That’s the whole memory. Disney built […]
So, I’ve come to the realization that I’m currently living through both the best and the worst time of my life. Which, by the way, is a very confusing thing to tell your therapist. They ask, “How are you doing?” And I’m like, “Fantastic. Also devastating. I am simultaneously thriving and ruining everything.” At 69 […]
So now… America has a new national emergency. The Reflecting Pool. Apparently somebody cut a 350-foot gash in it. Three hundred and fifty feet! That’s not vandalism anymore. That’s a civil engineering project. Who are these people? The Ocean’s Eleven of decorative water features? And immediately… Fence. Security perimeter. AI surveillance. Cameras. Patrols. Pretty soon […]
You know what restored my faith in humanity this week? Not Congress. Not cable news. Not social media. The Scottish. That’s right. The Scottish. I’ve been down here in Miami, and apparently half of Scotland has decided to move here temporarily. They call themselves the Tartan Army. And if you’ve never seen them, imagine if […]