Updates, letters, and notes from the movement.
I’m 69 years old, and I’ve finally figured out what the fuck I’m doing with my life! I’m asking WHY! That’s it! That’s my whole purpose! Sixty-nine years on this planet, three cancers, four careers, two marriages, four kids, and now I’m running for mayor of Greensboro, North Carolina. And my entire philosophy can be […]
Good morning, America! John Eagleton here, with the Truth Party. And today, I want to talk about something that ought to scare the hell out of every American. Not the Democrats. Not the Republicans. Not immigrants. Not transgender athletes. I’m talking about something far more important. America is putting its scientific future at risk. And […]
Well, folks, we’ve got four days until the midterm elections, and something very interesting is happening. Donald Trump has canceled campaign rallies in Kansas and Iowa. Now, according to the Republican National Committee, he’s canceling because the Republican candidates are doing so well that they don’t need him anymore. Really? That’s interesting, because according to […]
I’ve had a revelation. And at 69 years old, revelations are getting expensive. Usually they involve a doctor, a prescription, or somebody telling me I need another colonoscopy. But this one was different. This one was about money. Specifically, how to raise it. Because as many of you know, I’m running for mayor of Greensboro […]
Ladies and gentlemen, we are five days away from what could be one of the most consequential midterm elections in American history. And according to a remarkable New York Times report, things inside Donald Trump’s White House are getting downright bizarre. Now, I’ve been watching American politics for almost seventy years. I’ve lived through Vietnam, […]
You know, something extraordinary has happened to me. I’m 69 years old, and I think I’ve just discovered the secret to happiness. Now, before anybody gets too excited, I’m not claiming I’ve discovered the secret to YOUR happiness. Hell, I can barely figure out how to operate my television remote. But I’ve discovered what makes […]